Fat middle-aged Englishmen

Thanks to, meaning I stole this from the Facebook wall of, Alex Woodcock-Clark, who commented on it:

This man is committing about six crimes right here. Possession of a firearm. Owner of a restricted breed dog. Dog off leash. Guarding cholesterol rich pudding. Glorifying morbid obesity. Being an elderly male in a youth culture. Sporting mutton-chop whiskers non-ironically. Plumage of endangered bird in cap.

John Bull, Mr. Jorrocks, Mr. Pickwick, Dr. Johnson, Sir Winston Churchill, the great fat English heroes. I do not add Sir John Falstaff, who was a rapist and a murderer. I suppose Mr. Punch was a wife batterer but he is only a puppet.