Tuesday 15 May 2012

Society for the Suppression of Beetroot

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I want to found a Society for the Suppression of Beetroot and a Society to Promote the Correct Pronunciation of the Word 'Conduit'. (It rhymes with pundit, of course.)

And a foundation to encourage the keeping of pigs on balconies in the historic centre of Bucharest, amidst the washing hung out to dry. This is a very old wish of mine and may be connected to the funniest short story ever written which, luckily for you if you have not read it, is available here.

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