Sunday, 4 March 2018

Squire Haggard has died

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Alas Squire Haggard (Michael Green) has died. 

I want to reread Squire Haggard's Journal in memoriam, which I found precis-ed thus by Amazon:
'Haggard's typical entries begin with some notation of the invariably miserable weather (typically "Fog," "Sleet," or "Gales") followed by itemization of recent deaths, either by exotic disease, like "Bloating of the Bowels," or by some witless human act, such as drinking a pail of ale in one continuous swallow. Haggard then plunges into his own affairs in his inimitable style, abbreviating freely and capriciously. Sometimes the squire has his slow days: "Lay on my bed nearly all day, shootg. at tradesmen who approached the Hall with bills and succeeded in damaging a particularly obnoxious grocer."'

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  1. Somewhat schoolboy-ish humour, but always entertaining. It's very many years since I read the Squire Haggard column regularly, but I remember well the amusement it engendered. Sad to know he is no more. RIP.

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    1. I only read it in book form. Very very funny.

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