
The Brighton Argus had misattributed the comments about a future "war between mankind and goats" to the director of the Brighton Science Festival. The comments actually came from a reader.
The reader had also suggested the following question, which was submitted to the director:
“In an upcoming war between mankind and goats, which side will you be on? What techniques can science provide in order to give mankind an edge in a conflict against powerful and cunning goats?”
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Lovely. I do like the Argos, used to read it when I stayed with my ex, it has some bizarre stories. One fella got them to check out whether there was a time-space vortex at the edge of hove.
ReplyDeleteLol! There could be something in it as goats hair offers some protection from radiation. Fortunately having kept milking goats for many years, i know how to defeat a goat
ReplyDeleteMary Poppins was nearly seduced by a chimney sheep.
ReplyDeleteGoats do *look* as if they are about to declare war on humankind.
ReplyDeleteYou mean there might be something in it?
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