Saturday 26 January 2013

Danielle Lloyd and other wags


Danielle Lloyd is a mildly famous British WAG (WAG is a back-formation from WAGs, which means footballers' wives and girlfriends). She is famous because her picture sells newspapers and gets clicks on websites, including, I hope, mine, and famous for racist bullying of an Indian contestant on the reality television show Big Brother, though that was years ago. She should be famous for this answer that she gave on BBC One's quiz show, Test the Nation (sic). She was asked: "Who is Winston Churchill?" and answered: "Wasn't he the first black president?"'

More quotations:

Judge: I have read your case, Mr Smith, and I am no wiser now than I was when I started.
F. E. Smith: Possibly not, my Lord, but much better informed.

Judge: Are you trying to show contempt for this court, Mr Smith?
Smith: No, My Lord. I am attempting to conceal it.

Judge: Mr Smith, you must not direct the jury. What do you suppose I am on the bench for?
Smith: It is not for me, your honour, to attempt to fathom the inscrutable workings of Providence.

What is a man, after all, but his old jokes?
John Mortimer

Lord Kilmuir, who heard about his dismissal from the woolsack on the wireless: You have given me less notice than I would a housekeeper.
Harold Macmillan: But good housekeepers are so hard to find.

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them. -- Evelyn Waugh

Prince Phillip, in 2000: ‎"People think there’s a rigid class system here, but dukes have even been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans."

When a Protestant sins he has no-one to whom to confess except his solicitor. Philip Guedalla


  1. I could listen to Mr Smith all day long.

  2. dearest P.V.E., Please forgive me if I'm not being a proper guest. I left a comment @ your Danielle Lloyd post. It was nonsense but a legitimate comment I thought. I 'spose' I thought you would be at least a tad amused. So as someone said,"I'm o.k.,You're o.k.

  3. I don't understand where the comment is. Please repost it.

  4. Yes it seems to have become confusing [Thoughts: Danielle Lloyd] It started so simple;straight forward too. All in good fun. Take care.