Sunday 19 May 2013

Romanian men have the smallest penises in Europe, according to survey


Romanians have the smallest penises in Europe, figures show. Please don't attack me about this. I just read it in the paper and am posting it for information. 

This is a very chaste blog, but since this was on the front page of the Independent it must be acceptable. It would not have been in the papers some years ago.

While on this subject, which I shall not revert to in this blog, in case anyone does not know this, during the war Winston Churchill agreed to supply condoms to Soviet troops with the proviso that each box should be stamped with the words "EXTRA SMALL".


  1. Maybe this explains all the expensive cars?

  2. Funny comments made me smile. I wonder if Churchill came up
    with that or some funny fellow at the W.P.E. .
    I didn't read the link as the script was blocked by sign up sign in blah blah. So who is the source of the study? I will have to see. But off hand I'll say is this some propaganda
    to get more Romanian women to answer ads that take them from Romania and sell them into the sex trade? Look into which country leads in human trafficking and has been "scolded" by the U.S. State Department. I do not know this to be a fact but
    I suspect the U.S. dis so because of reports at Human Rights Watch.

  3. dear Mr. Wood, I'm Anon above. I finally read the article referred to here so I know that this so called "study" was not
    confined to Romania. Therefore my comment was not applicable.
    I don't mind that you preferred to not publish my follow-on comment but I am curious as to your reason. Is it because it did not apply, or because I was Anonymous, or because you prefer no public discussion of criticism of Israel, or some- thing else ? If you do not publish this comment will you
    publish a brief answerer? I would appreciate. And I just
    recalled, I did not say Israel in my comment.


  4. I have not seen the comment you think I chose not to publish.

  5. Thank you for replying. My comment, just lost in space I suppose. As the baseball philosopher Yogi Berra said, "it gets late
    early around here". I suppose I commented but didn't click.
    It was a serious comment regarding human trafficking. But as I said, at the time I thought this non-methodology study was done
    in Romania and was fraudulent. I still think it was fraudulent
    but from a different motive than the one I thought. I didn't
    really even think it. I was just being cynical because of what
    I know about human trafficking and who participates in and
    profits from it. It is so very vile.

  6. I've dated 3 Romanian men and can confirm they did all have small penises, however they were also small all over, not very tall men. So i guess it's all balanced, the women tend to be small too in comparison to Uk women.

  7. It sounds like you went beyond just dating them but perhaps date has changed its meaning.

  8. the are lies, big lies and statistics. those who believe statistics are F@#$ing idiots.

    1. David in Banja Luka19 January 2017 at 10:04

      "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics.",_damned_lies,_and_statistics

  9. I'm dating a Romanian man now and I came here to see they were famous for huge penises because his penis is enormous.

    1. Same here! Haha
      My boyfriend is Romanian and has an amazing penis even though he has a thin build elsewhere.

  10. The romanian boys,at the age of 15 they have at least 15cm. I personally have 17 cm at the age of 16 and i just acomplished that age

  11. You opened a small can of worms there, Paul.

  12. Haha same here. He is Romanian and he's big. I'm moroccan. Tight he says. Haha

    Smallest In Europe? Such a joke haha

  13. My Romanian man has a big one too. Almost 9 inch so this blog is bullshit

  14. My Romanian is AMAZING. Please redo the survey.