Gentlemen's clubs are a 'thing of the past', says David Cameron

I had decided that it was my patriotic duty to rejoin the Conservative Party, despite homosexual marriage, and try (ineffectively) to subvert it from within, but I am too disgusted by these self-styled 'conservatives'. This really is a step too far. 

Kenneth Tynan said of the playwright, William Douglas-Home (whom I adored) 

'Mr. Home pronounced Hume makes me foam pronounced fume.' 

Mr. Cameron has this effect on me. My feelings are sanguinary.