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“The days are coming when men will go mad; and, when they meet a man who has kept his senses, they will rise up against him, saying, ‘You are mad, because you are not like us.’" St. Anthony of the Desert
Doctor: You're mad.
Patient: I demand a second opinion.
Doctor: You're ugly too.
Your joke reminds me of another one:
ReplyDeleteA woman in her thirties is waiting in line at the supermarket in the evening. She puts her groceries on the belt. Only common stuff: milk, eggs, bread, vegetables, nothing out of the ordinary. Behind her a drunk bum, unsteady on his legs, dangling a six-pack of beer.
"You must be single, right?" slurs the bum.
The woman looks at him, looks at her groceries on the belt, looks back at him and says "Yes, but how did you know? Is it my groceries?" "No, it's not that. You're so damn ugly".
Hahaha that's appallingly funny
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